The policies set forth in the FAQ below also serve as JoCo Cruise Crazy’s Terms and Conditions.
What the Heck?
What is this “JoCo Cruise Crazy” thing?
The Caribbean…AGAIN!? But I wanted to go to Alaska/Europe/Mexico/The South Pole!
Okayfine. But why six nights this year instead of seven?
How is the Independence of the Seas different from last year’s ship, the Freedom of the Seas?
What kind of entertainment can I expect?
Are we taking over the whole ship?
Are kids allowed?
Is there an age limit for passengers?
How and when can I book my cruise?
Can I book the cruise directly with Royal Caribbean/through a third-party travel site/from a shady guy in a van in a back alley, and just purchase the entertainment pass through you guys?
Oh my gosh, this is so expensive!
What’s included in the cruise price?
What’s NOT included with the cruise price? How are they going to “get me”?
Why did you combine the cruise fare and Entertainment Pass into one price this year?
Are there any discounts available?
Are there discounted rates available for children and infants?
Can I attend only one/a few events at a discounted rate?
Can I pay my cruise fee/Entertainment Pass fee all at once/in installments?
What’s the deal with these “user accounts?” You’ve never had those before.
I want to reserve a room for three/four people, but haven’t found all my roommates yet. How should I handle that during booking?
Where can I go to find roommates?
Can my roommate(s) and I pay separately?
Can someone else pay for some/all of my trip?
Is there an extra charge for a single-occupancy room?
What Is your cancellation policy?
What about trip insurance?
The “Terms and Conditions” Legalese
I’m Booked! Now What?
When should I fly in/out of Ft. Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport (FLL)?
Can I get help finding hotel accommodations before and/or after the cruise? How about flights to Ft. Lauderdae?
How do I add my Crown & Anchor Society number to my booking?
Can I apply RCI Shareholder’s credit to my JCCC4 booking?
Okay, I have booked my cruise; what do I need to know to get prepared?
How will I get into the JoCo Cruise Crazy events?
What happens if I lose my badge?
Is this a good opportunity to corner a Famous Person and talk to him/her for three hours about my movie idea where he/she plays a kind of nerdy superhero with the power to read through walls?
Gotcha. But surely I will get to eat dinner with the Famous People, right?
Will there be an official autograph session? If not, is it cool to ask for autographs?
I have special dietary needs. Can they accommodate me?
Will I be able to access the internet?
Will Twitt-arrr be available?
But Twitt-arrr won’t help me–I’m a proud member of the WiFi Temperance Brigade!
Which dinner seating will I get?
For those who may have missed the large banner on the front page, JoCo Cruise Crazy 4 is a six night Western Caribbean cruise on Royal Caribbean’s Independence of the Seas, with music, comedy and performances from Jonathan Coulton and friends. It departs from Fort Lauderdale, FL on February 23, 2014 and returns March 1, 2014, with ports of call at George Town (Grand Cayman), Falmouth (Jamaica), and Labadee (Royal Caribbean’s resort area on Haiti).
Yep. Nothing significant has changed in the world of cruising since last year: for North American passengers there’s no other cruise destination that comes close to the Caribbean’s affordability and overall value.
As always, we at JoCo Cruise Crazy looked for the best value for our cruisers, and the chosen itinerary far and away provided the most bang-for-the-buck. There are roughly 800 skabillion different factors in play when scheduling a JCCC, and we juggle considerations of affordability, location, time of year, cruise line, ports of call, and alignment of the planets, among many others—and this itinerary ended up being the best balance of these many (and often contradictory) variables. As with many things in life, we can never make everyone happy. And for those worried about having one fewer day, remember that JCCC1 was a 6 night cruise, and it worked out just fine.
Pretty much just the ship’s name and crew are different. The Independence otherwise shares a nearly identical deck plan to the Freedom. For those who weren’t on JCCC4, the appeal of Royal Caribbean’s Freedom-class ships to JCCC at this stage is:
- Lots of venue choices for JCCC Official and Unofficial events
- Lots of room for gaming and gathering (an entire Conference Center!)
- The ship in general is relatively new compared to other hardware in the industry, and has more activities. And although there will be a lot of total passengers on the ship (probably around 4,200, of which JCCC4 should represent roughly 20%), it’s so thoughtfully designed that it never feels crowded (with the possibile exception of sailaway, when most people choose to be on the upper decks to watch the land go bye-bye.)
- Adequate dining room space accommodate our entire group at the same dinner seating
- Other passengers are relatively close to our age bracket compared to comparably-priced cruise lines
- Royal Caribbean’s ships have more activities for kids
- An ice rink and surfing simulator. I mean, c’mon!
Performers, concerts, and shipboard events will be announced on the Entertainment page as we secure them. Purchasing your cruise on jococruisecrazy.com guarantees you a seat for all of the Main Concerts, and admission to all other official events and gatherings. You’ll be given a (very spiffy) badge and lanyard that will identify you as a JCCC4 attendee, which will be required for admittance to the exclusive JCCC4 events. If you do not purchase your cruise directly through JoCo Cruise Crazy, you will not be admitted to the exclusive JCCC4 events.
In addition to the Main Concerts, the wildly popular evening events will be back (the Moustache Formal, JoCo Live Band Karaoke, etc.) Expect other events throughout the week as well: meet-and-greets, Q&A sessions, etc.
And of course the 24/7 game room—the cuddly, beating heart of JoCo Cruise Crazy–will be back in full force. Naturally, there will also be all sorts of opportunities to hang out and do stuff with your fellow Sea Monkeys, many of whom organize “Unofficial” events. We’ll also once again help facilitate organize “Unofficial” events, and will have a limited amount of event space we can offer to organizers. We’ll have more info on how that process will work later in the year, once we’ve worked out our space requirements with RCI and the Independence of the Seas.
But to find out what your fellow Sea Monkeys are already planning, or start a discussion about an event you’d like to hold, visit the Jonathan Coulton Forums to get in on the action.
That possibility is getting closer, but not this year. (If and when we do charter a full ship, rest assured that we’ll plan it very carefully to make sure it’ll have the same JCCC spirit that we’ve all come to know and love) So once again there will be plenty of other folks on board who aren’t there for us. Therefore, please take it easy on the Promenade zombie hordes and the “very drunk Arrrrr’s” when traveling among the normals.
Most certainly; although if you have ever attended a Jonathan Coulton show, a Paul and Storm show, or a w00tstock, you will know that there’s often some R-rated (and beyond) material; this event will be no different. All ages may attend the shows, but they will not necessarily be “family friendly,” so use your own judgment and parental standards.
THAT SAID…Royal Caribbean has a TON of fun things for kids of all ages to do (no doubt you’ve seen their commercials, with rock climbing walls, a surfing pool, ice rink, Dreamworks character parades, kids-only areas, etc.), as well as lots of supervised activities. So go ahead and bring the whole family, whether or not the kids are interested in Beardy McInternet and his rabble. And once you get past two people in a cabin, the third and fourth people are significantly cheaper.
Royal Caribbean requires a minimum age of 6 months (as of the sailing date) for their Caribbean cruises. Tough luck, newborns!
If you were a passenger on JCCC3, then right now. (We gave everyone on JCCC3 a “secret” URL for booking that applies only for them). If you weren’t on JCCC3, booking for the general public will open mid-April 2013. Watch the site for details.
Can I book the cruise directly with Royal Caribbean/through a third-party travel site/from a shady guy in a van in a back alley, and still participate in JoCo Cruise Crazy’s exclusive activities?
Because JoCo Cruise Crazy did not buy out the whole ship for JCCC4, it is theoretically possible to book the same itinerary for a lower cost through a third-party booking site. However, you can only see the exclusive JoCo Cruise Crazy shows and take part in the exclusive JoCo Cruise Crazy events if you buy through us. No exceptions.
There are also a number of credit card and other discount vouchers that, for contractual reasons, are not redeemable for JoCo Cruise Crazy. The ONLY discounts available for JCCC4 are for those who attended JCCC3, children under the age of 3, and for anyone who books before June 26, 2014 ($60 off per berth).
The markup we apply to the “regular” cruise fare is what enables us to bring awesome entertainers every year, and to pay everyone who works the very long hours necessary to organize and operate JoCo Cruise Crazy. Also, the more people we have in our official group, the easier it is for us to commandeer rooms and spaces on the ship for cool stuff and activities.
So while we understand the desire to get the super-bestest available price possible, we hope you can understand our reasoning. After all, if you just wanted to go on a “normal” Caribbean cruise, you wouldn’t be here. And if we didn’t apply a markup, there’s no possible way we could even put together JoCo Cruise Crazy. Which would give many people a sad.
Technically that’s not a question. But yes, yes it is. It’s a six night cruise on a giant frigging boat. Also, you probably have to fly there on an airplane. That said, we work hard to make it as affordable as possible—JCCC4 is actually less expensive than JCCC3, and much less expensive than comparable fan/music cruises. (And, of course, NONE of them have Jonathan Coulton) The markup to Royal Caribbean’s prices covers our costs to bring all this talent on board (which includes their cabins, airfare, etc.), pay staff to help things run smoothly, and put on A BUNCH OF CONCERTS AND A WHOLE MESS OF FANTASTIC ACTIVITIES FOR YOU.
We confess that we’re hoping to make some profit from this trip; it will be a great deal of fun of course, but we are all professional entertainment people, this is our job, and it takes an awful lot of our time and energy to put it all together. If it makes you feel any better, there is always the possibility that not enough people will come, and we will lose our metaphorical and literal shirts!
- Government taxes and fees (currently $119.67 per person; subject to minor change)
- Gratuities (for stateroom steward, head waiter, waiter and assistant waiter; $83.40 per person for most suites, $69.90 per person for Junior Suites and all other staterooms; subject to minor change)
- The JCCC4 Entertainment Pass
- All your on-board meals (excludes optional meals in the ship’s “specialty” shipboard restaurants)
- 24-hour room service
- Tea, coffee, iced tea, and lemonade
- Use of the gym
- Most on-board (non-JCCC4) entertainment
- The wind at your back, the sky overhead, the sea spray in your face
- Alcoholic beverages and soft drinks
- Use of the spa
- Casino action
- Royal Caribbean shore excursions
- Some “specialty” dining venues
- Ship to shore telephone & internet access
- Any expenses of a personal nature (purchases made in shipboard stores; travel to/from Ft. Lauderdale; pre- and/or post-cruise hotel; shuttle to/from airport; extra gratuities for particularly excellent service; etc.)
- Medical services
NOTE: Gratuities, taxes and fees are subject to minor change. You will be notified in the event of any increases.
OTHER NOTE: Royal Caribbean International reserves the right to impose a fuel supplement on all guests if the price of West Texas Intermediate fuel exceeds $65.00 per barrel. The fuel supplement for 1st and 2nd guests would be no more than $10 per guest per day, to a maximum of $140 per cruise; and for additional guests would be no more than $5 per person per day, to a maximum of $70 per cruise.
Why did you combine the cruise fare and Entertainment Pass into one price this year? My baby/Uncle Bob/wife doesn’t care about all this Jonathan Crouton business.
We went to all-in-one pricing mostly because it’s simpler: our quoted price is all you need to pay for your cabin and JCCC4 exclusive entertainment. That’s it. We also found that in the three years we’ve held JoCo Cruise Crazy, very few people took advantage of our split pricing policy, and it was a bit of pain in the yub-yub to implement.
All berths booked through June 26, 2013 will receive a $50 Early Booking discount. The only other discount is for those individuals who sailed or were eligible to sail on JCCC3, which can be applied to JCCC4 no matter when the booking takes place. All discounts will be applied to the total balance due, and JoCo Cruise Crazy will periodically check discount eligibility, and adjust affected balances accordingly. If you believe your balance was incorrectly adjusted, please contact us, and our booking monkeys will get things straightened out.
Children under the age of 3 (as of our sailing date of February 23, 2014) are eligible for a discount of $250 per child, which will be applied towards the total balance owed on the given booking. JCCC4 management will apply the discount after you complete the initial booking process (the discount will not appear on the checkout page, but will be manually applied later).
JoCo Cruise Crazy is a package deal, indivisible, and justice for all. And you’ll get at least a dollop of Jonathan every day—when he’s not doing his own shows, he’ll be hosting and generally popping up all over the place. And if you’re considering this trip because you only want to see one of the other acts, you can just wait until they get their own damn cruise!
Yes! And we were able to significantly lower the first deposit this year. The deposit/payment schedule is as follows:
- An initial deposit of at least $250 per person is due upon booking (before June 15, 2013)
- an additional $250 per person by June 15, 2013
- an additional $300 per person by September 15, 2013
- Your remaining balance in full by November 15, 2013
Any bookings made on or after November 15, 2013 will require payment in full at the time of booking.
Of course, you’re perfectly welcome to pay the entire amount up front, or any amount greater than the required installments. You may also choose to pay in as many installments as you wish; after you book your trip, we will email you a PayPal link which you may use to make payments at any time; as long as you have made the initial required per person deposit, then you can make as many payments in whatever amounts you wish at whatever times you wish, so long as it’s paid in full by November 15, 2013.
A complete explanation of JCCC user accounts and their setup can be found on the How JCCC4 Booking and User Accounts Work page. But in short, we’ve introduced JCCC User Accounts to allow all JCCC4 passengers to more readily access and/or edit their booking information, make payments, quickly receive updates and info from JCCC Central Command, purchase JCCC4 merchandise (when it becomes available), and review and agree to the JCCC4 Terms and Conditions.
I want to reserve a room for three/four (or more) people, but haven’t found all my roommates yet. How should I handle that during booking?
If you’re booking a cabin for multiple passengers, but don’t actually have everyone’s names yet, you MUST put down the applicable deposit for each berth you expect to fill, as well as keep up with all scheduled deposits for all berths. If you initially book a double-occupancy room and then want to “upgrade” to a triple or quad at a later date, we cannot guarantee the future availability of triple/quad capacity staterooms, nor can we guarantee that our current pricing will apply to such an upgrade.
Also, if you don’t put down and keep up with deposits on all berths in your cabin, those berths will not be eligible for any applicable discounts.
During the booking process, you may use “placeholder” names for the additional berths if you don’t have confirmed names yet; and you may contact us with the actual passenger information once it becomes available.
Notices for people seeking roommates can be posted in the Jonathan Coulton Forums. Our fanbase has proven to be extremely friendly, resourceful and helpful, and many folks found roommates (and subsequently, new friends!) via the discussion forum with no difficulty. If you are still having trouble after consulting the forum, please contact us, and we will see what we can do to accommodate you; it’s our fervent hope that everyone who wishes to find a roommate can find one, but we make no guarantees.
Yes. In the Payment section of the booking process you will have the option to pay a partial amount. After you complete the booking, you’ll receive a confirmation email with a link that will let you or anyone else make additional payments against that booking. Your cabin will remain reserved while you wrangle everyone and squeeze the money out of them, but it won’t be finalized until the full initial deposit amount has been made.
Once you’ve gone through the initial booking process, each party in the booking will create their own JCCC4 User Account; via these accounts, individual passengers will be able to directly make payments towards the remaining balance at any time.
Though multiple people may make payments for any given booking, calculating the amounts owed by individual parties is not a service that we provide; we leave it up to the individual members of the booking to determine how the balance should be divided. Final responsibility to pay rests with your booking’s Primary Contact (the person who created the booking), and regardless of how payment gets divided, the balance must be paid in full by November 15, 2013.
And obviously, if your initial booking deposit remains unpaid for too long a time, we’re going to have to cancel it so we can free it up for someone else; but we will do our best to get in touch with you and resolve the situation before we do that.
Yes. If they will be the sole payer for your booking, be sure you have all of the payment information ready when you start the booking process. Otherwise, the process will operate as outlined above: in the Payment section of the booking process, you will have the option to pay a partial amount. After you complete the booking and create your user account, your user account will contain a payment URL specific to your booking; you may forward this URL to any third party for them to submit payments of any amount. NOTE: this payment link does not reveal any of the booking’s passengers’ personal information.
Yes. Royal Caribbean adds a surcharge to all single-occupancy staterooms. The Single Occupancy Surcharge varies according to cabin category; all surcharge prices are listed on the JCCC4 Pricing Table, and the correct total will appear automatically when you book.
- Cancellation until and including June 14, 2013: full refund, minus 3% processing fee
- Cancellation between and including June 15, 2013 and September 14, 2013: $100 cancellation fee per person
- Cancellation between and including September 15, 2013 and November 15, 2013: $150 cancellation fee per person
- Cancellation between and including November 16, 2013 and December 23, 2013: $250 cancellation fee per person
- Cancellation between and including December 24, 2013 and January 23, 2014: 50% refund of the cruise price
- Cancellation on or after January 24, 2014: no refund
Because JCCC4′s contract with Royal Caribbean allows no exceptions in its cancellation policy, no exceptions will be made to JCCC4′s cancellation policy under any circumstances (including but not limited to personal financial issues, adverse weather, or being denied boarding by Royal Caribbean for any reason, including health reasons). JoCo Cruise Crazy recommends purchasing trip insurance to protect against unforeseen circumstances that could impact your ability to sail on JCCC4.
Cancellation Refund Policy
- In case of cancellation, any refund amounts due to you may be remitted either by check, which will be mailed to the address of record for your booking, or to your PayPal account, at the discretion of JCCC.
What about trip insurance?
Trip insurance is not included in the cruise or entertainment pass price, but you may wish to purchase it through a third party. Several bookings did need to cancel at the last minute last year, so we highly recommend it.
One option we recommend is Travel Guard. Travel Guard provides coverage in the event of unforeseen trip expenses due to: trip cancellation, interruption and delay; involuntary job loss; emergency medical treatment and/or evacuation; lost, stolen or damaged baggage or travel documents; or baggage delay. A complete listing of coverage, pricing and conditions can be found when you follow the Travel Guard link. Another advantage is that Travel Guard will cover your travel costs as well, not just the cost of the cruise itself. You may also call Travel Guard at 1-800-454-7107.
NOTE: when following the link, after entering your country and state/province of residence, choose “CARIBBEAN” in the destination drop-down menu. When entering your trip cost, include the cost of your travel and entertainment fee(s).
OTHER NOTE: passengers who live in Minnesota, New Mexico and Texas cannot use the above link, and must call Travel Guard directly at 1-800-454-7107.
This year our lawyers were all like “what do you mean you don’t require people to sign any kind of release? Are you CRAZY?! You’re lucky you haven’t already had your pants sued straight off of you!” So…
JoCo Cruise Crazy reserves the right to refuse any booking for any reason.
And when you book JoCo Cruise Crazy 4, you’ll be asked to check a box that indicates that you agree with this release (for people who have already booked, the email with the URL for you to place your full first deposit states that your placing of said deposit will indicate that you have read and agreed to this release). When you register with Royal Caribbean you will be asked to agree to a separate release, which is separate from the JoCo Cruise Crazy 4 release.
I agree to comply with the stated terms and conditions for participating in JoCo Cruise Crazy 4, including those in the FAQ /Terms and Conditions as posted on the JoCo Cruise Crazy website and updated from time to time.
I understand and acknowledge that attending JoCo Cruise Crazy 4 may involve risks, and I assume all the risks of attending this event, both known and unknown. In consideration for permitting me to participate in JoCo Cruise Crazy 4:
- I release and discharge the organizers of JoCo Cruise Crazy 4 (the “JCCC4 Organizers,” as defined below), and their successors and assigns, from all expense, liability, loss and damage arising from my participation in JoCo Cruise Crazy 4, even if arising from the negligence or fault of the JCCC4 Organizers or others; and
- I waive and agree not to bring any claims against the JCCC4 Organizers in connection with my participation in JoCo Cruise Crazy 4.
The “JCCC4 Organizers” include JoCo Cruise Crazy 4, 20 Goto 10, Inc., Paul and Storm LLC, Worldwide Travel and Cruise Associates, and their respective owners, partners, members, employees, contractors, representatives, volunteers and agents.
This waiver and release governs my participation in and actions at JoCo Cruise Crazy 4, including my travel to and from the event. It will be construed broadly to provide a waiver and release to the full extent permitted by law. I am agreeing to this waiver and release on my own behalf, and on behalf of my successors, assigns, and personal and legal representatives, and I agree that this waiver and release is binding on each of them.
I have read and understand this waiver and release, and I agree to it freely and voluntarily.
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It is strongly recommended that you fly into FLL at least a day prior to sailing, to allow for weather/mechanical/unexpected delays in travel. (Weather is no joke in February: there was a blizzard across much of the US the afternoon/evening before JCCC3, and a few people got stuck and were unable to attend the cruise) If you choose to travel to FL on the morning of sailing, please note that the ship departs at 5:30 pm, and Royal Caribbean requires that all passengers be checked in and on board no later than 90 minutes before departure. Please make allowances accordingly; we would absolutely hate for anyone to be left behind, but there are no exceptions to our refund policy in the event of missing the cruise.
Can I get help finding hotel accommodations before and/or after the cruise? How about flights to Fort Lauderdale?
As we did with JCCC3, we are working to arrange discounted rates at one, or possibly several, Fort Lauderdale area hotel(s); full details and booking instructions will be announced on our Travel and Accommodations page when arrangements are complete. You are more than welcome to make your own hotel arrangements if you wish or if you do not want to wait for details; use of the “official” JCCC4 hotel is not required.
Unfortunately, the JCCC organization will not handle travel arrangements (flights, trains, etc.) for any passengers. We recommend you visit one or more of the numerous online travel sites and/or airline websites for assistance, and we strongly recommend you compare prices at more than one site for the best possible deal.
If you have a Crown & Anchor Society number, you’ll be able to enter it when you enter all your other information on the Royal Caribbean site via a link that we’ll provide closer to the sailing date. Some benefits may not apply to your JCCC4 booking—we don’t have any control over or special knowledge of this part of things, it’s all between you and Royal Caribbean.
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Yes, you most certainly can; details are forthcoming.
Note: the credit will be applied by RCI directly to your on-board room account when you board; unfortunately, we cannot apply this credit directly to your JCCC4 booking’s balance.
Royal Caribbean has put together a very comprehensive web page for Cruise Preparation, covering a range of topics including what documentation will be required, baggage policy information and packing advice, dress code, internet accessibility on board, childcare and youth activities, booking shore excursions, and much more. This should cover most of your cruise preparation questions; but if you have any further questions or requests regarding your trip, contact us.
You will have a badge, and you will show it to The Man*, and he will let you in.
* The Man is as likely as not to be a lady.
You will be shunned and thrown overboard*. However, first we will cross-check your name on our master list of paid attendees; and if you are on that list, we will just issue you a replacement badge. That was a close one!
* You will not actually be shunned nor thrown overboard.
Is this a good opportunity to corner a Famous Person and talk to him/her for three hours about my movie idea where he/she plays a kind of nerdy superhero with the power to read through walls?
Not really. First of all, that’s not a very interesting superpower. Moreover, remember that all the Famous PeopleTM on this boat are actual people, so please be respectful of their time and privacy. It’s a tricky thing we know; we like Famous People too, and we also are conflicted about whether or not we should get a photo with them or get their autograph or chat or whatever. Use your judgement and common sense; if someone is having dinner with their family, or getting a massage, or sleeping, it’s generally not appropriate to bother them about anything, famous or not. There will be some time that is public-y and some time that is more private-y. Obviously we don’t want to be complete jerks and take all the fun out it—we’re not trying to institute a “please do not make eye contact with the Famous People” policy—but please, you know, just BE COOL.
Rest assured, the Famous People have been encouraged to make themselves as accessible as reasonably possible while on board, especially during the various social events we’ll be holding; and indeed, part of the criteria for performer selection is overall pleasantness/affability—our “No A**holes” performer policy has a 100% success rate so far, by our count. And we encourage you not to wait until the last night of the cruise to meet the performers/get autographs/photos, so that nobody misses their opportunity because there was too long a line of people waiting for a moment with [Famous Person X]*.
That said, we wish to be clear: this is not Nerd Fantasy CampTM, and nobody is “guaranteed” face time with [Famous Person Y]** simply because they’ve paid their Entertainment Pass fee. It is our fervent hope that everyone who attends gets to the opportunity to meet/interact with/get the autograph of/steal the immortal soul of every person (both Famous and non-famous) they wish; and, as said above, all the Famous People are encouraged to be as accessible as they can during the cruise. But we must all make allowances that there is only so much time on the trip, that different people may have differing tolerances for sustained public interaction, and that we “canna’ change the laws o’ physics, Capt’n.”
Finally, when it is an appropriate time, but you don’t know how to approach, a good tip that came out of JCCC1′s Q&A session is to simply make eye contact and say “Hi, my name is [your name]***, I love what you do, and it’s a pleasure to meet you.”
**Greg “Storm” DiCostanzo
***substitute your actual name here; do NOT just say the phrase “your name”
Actually, there will a group of tables specially designated for the Famous People in the same dining room with everybody else. So if by “with” you mean “near” then yes, but if you mean “at the same table as” then no. We are total jerks, I know!
Look, we love you. We would even say that we actually LIKE you, we like to hang out with you. You’re awesome. But dinner in particular is a time when it’s best if the Famous People have some downtime. Many of them will have just come off the stage, no doubt having given the performance of their lives to the greatest audience they have ever had the pleasure of entertaining. They will want a safe space to debrief with their fellow performers, laugh about their mistakes, high five about their triumphs, and in general commune with their peeps in a way that fosters the kind of backstage camaraderie that makes this whole thing better for everyone. By the end of dinner, the action of the adrenaline in their bodies will have terminated due to reuptake into nerve terminal endings, some minute dilution, and metabolism by monoamine oxidase and catechol-O-methyl transferase. They will begin to doubt themselves as frauds, and likely retire to their rooms to watch episodes of The Golden Girls and drink grain alcohol out of a syringe (just, as an example, you know, not everybody does this HA HA HA). Please don’t take offense—it’s a complicated emotional journey that we guarantee you do not want to watch from up close.
Beyond all that, there will be only so many of us performers, and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of you people; there is no non-ridiculously-complicated way to organize things such that everyone gets to have dinner with at least one Famous Person during the trip (and even if you could, you’d likely end up with someone you didn’t really want to eat dinner with*); and it would be inherently unfair for only some attendees to enjoy Dinner with the Stars. So rather than stir up that potential hornet’s nest, we’ve chosen to walk around it completely. Nobody likes hornets.
We will not be holding a dedicated autograph session; there will simply be too many people to do an official signing in a way that wouldn’t involve hours of waiting in line, ending with being hustled past the signing table with no real interaction time, which would be a pity when there are so many other awesome things to do and see and eat and drink. But it’s absolutely fine to ask any of the performers for an autograph (given the caveats described above). In addition, we’re planning to hold many informal meet-and-greets/social events this year, so there’ll be plenty of “official” opportunities to do so in a far more relaxed, congenial setting. Otherwise, see the section above regarding when it’s appropriate to approach a Famous Person.
We’re very proud of the relaxed, “just hanging out together” vibe that has evolved as we’ve all figured out how to do this. In our opinion, events like autograph sessions would ruin that vibe. Despite some convention-style trappings, we don’t like to think of JCCC as a con; it’s more like Nerd Summer Camp. And have you ever seen an autograph session at summer camp*?
Besides, you’re going to have plenty of souvenirs and pictures by the end of this thing, and anyway we think it’s much better to focus on having authentic human-to-human interactions. Seriously: let’s hang, it will be fun!
*besides at Lake Wissahickon Autograph-Collecting Camp; that doesn’t count.
Special dietary needs, such as vegetarian, diabetic or gluten-free meals, are easily accommodated with advance requests. Kosher meals and a Health Conscious Dining option are also available. To arrange special meals, contact RCI directly at email@example.com; please include in the e-mail your name(s), RCI reservation number, ship name and sail date. Special meal requests should be made no less than 45 days before sailing. (Vegetarian meals are available on all menus in the dining room and at the Windjammer Cafe every day, and do not require special requests)
Really? You’re saying that an entire cruise, PLUS several island paradise destinations, PLUS star-addled entertainment, PLUS special activities aren’t enough for you? What kind of person ARE you, anyway?
Oh, right; you’re a nerd.
And we are too. So of COURSE there will be internet access, in the form of WiFi that’s available in virtually every cabin and most public spaces throughout the ship.
The bad news is it’s not free—in fact, it’s quite expensive if you purchase it while on board. But, as in previous years, we’re working on getting discounted WiFi plans for our group. Details TBA.
You may also opt for traditional voice and data (charged per MB) roaming through your carrier, provisioned by www.cellularatsea.com. Please see this Royal Caribbean document for details, because we don’t know any more about it than that.
All that said, you are also welcome to join the WiFi Temperance Brigade, wherein you solemnly vow not to connect with the outside world using the Internet for the duration of the cruise. In exchange, you will be gifted with superpowers which may or may not include flight, touch alchemy, and/or superior relaxation.
Some of your fellow Sea Monkeys plan to not only bring back but to improve Twitt-arrr, JoCo Cruise Crazy’s internal group messaging service. We’re also already working with Royal Caribbean to hook it up to the Independence’s internal wifi network.
If you don’t know what we’re talking about, Sea Monkeys used Twitt-arrr to organize groups large and small, to share information and experiences about the ship and excursions, and to generally squee. It’s completely free, and runs on pretty much any web browser. It does NOT provide internet access–you’ll still need to buy wifi if you want to check your email, shop for widgets on Etsy, etc.
Well yes, hmmm, I see your problem there WELL WHY DID YOU TAKE THE PLEDGE DUMMY? It’s true: the WiFi Temperance Brigade high priest David Rees believes that Twitt-arrr is a violation of your pledge. You will have to speak to him about the finer points of this philosophy, but that ruling has been made and is final.
Also: you do realize that the WiFi Temperance Brigade is not a legally-binding contract, and should you choose to take the oath but still use Twitt-Arrr, you will not be smote by any deity or deities, don’t you?
We continue to work on improving non-electronic communications, including a revamp of Master Control in the Game Room, of JCCC4 activities. We also make announcements at every main performance. It is a bizarrely difficult challenge staying connected with everyone when there is no internet; but honestly, that’s part of the fun of cruising. It’s rather nice to get a little bit disconnected and have things “happen to you” the way they used to in the olden days of old.
Although there are two dinner sessions in the main dining room, all of our cruisers will be assigned to the early (6 pm) seating, which gives us greater flexibility for the evening events. There are also plenty of other dinner options besides the main dining room, but why miss the fun?
Like last year, dinner will be “open seating;” that is, we will have a large area reserved with table tents indicating “JoCo Cruise Crazy”; JCCC attendees will be able to sit at any table so indicated (other than the Famous People section referenced above). Also like last year, if you have a group that wishes to all sit together at the same table for the duration of JCCC4, we will be making that option available. The main concerts this year are currently scheduled to end 30-60 minutes before dinner to allow people adequate time to return to their staterooms and get ready.
Some interest has been expressed on the discussion forums in setting up a “dinner hosting system,” wherein experienced Sea Monkeys can elect to act as mentors/hosts to first-timers; and some specific dinner tables will be assigned a mix of hosts and first-timers, to help ease the new folks into the overall Sea Monkey experience. We are looking into creating such a system, and will notify everyone when more details are available.