Good day everyone! It’s time to buy your tickets for the JoCo Cruise CraCruzy. In fact, everyone reading this who has a beard is legally obligated to buy a ticket right now.
You see, some of the performers and passengers on the cruise are talking a big game about growing big ol’ beards.
Remember that song by Thin Lizzy that went, “Tonight there’s gonna be a beard fight?” Check out John Roderick and Molly Lewis’s training beards …
Reminds me of that old poem about the sea called “Rhyme of the Ancient Marinade”:
Big-ass beards in the building
Big-ass beards on the boat
Big-ass beards are a maritime must
Because big-ass beards can float
***Now’s your chance to trash-talk the other passengers and performers RE: YOUR BEARDS. Send your beard to this blog c/o David Rees. I will post the best one. (Please don’t send a photo of your beard — send your actual beard, y’know, with the hair and everything.)
Thanks for your kind participation,
Signing off for now,
I remain faithfully
Ol’ Mr. Peachfuzz Himself,
aka David Rees
PS: Does anyone know if Henry Rollins (famous punk) ever organized a Caribbean cruise for his fans? It would be called “Get On The Boat” and it would be like 400 people crammed into one stateroom with Greg Ginn making everyone wake up at 5:00 AM to practice for nine hours straight on the ocean.
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Beards in Bahamas? I think not. Chins need vitamin D, too, y’know.
Here’s a photo of my best beard: dailybooth.com/Angelastic/5538813
Where should I send the beard to?
Beards in Bahamas is the name of my cheap JoCo Cruise Crazy knock-off.
Angela, please send your beard to the PO box in my mind, which just exploded. –David
Beards in the Bahamas is the name of my Beach Boys cover band, ala 30daysout.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/beach-boys.jpg
@David, I shaved off my beard to send to you and I–OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Oh wow, I was mentioned! Time to race to grow my beard back!
All it takes is some concentration, and a hairy disposition.
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